oh wow i have two friends who are infinitely cooler than me and hang out with me because they have no one else, surely nothing will change if i introduce them to each other

I do not understand the whole face the shower vs face away debate, i'm in the shower twirling round like a fuckin kebab??

CGI was so new studios didn’t know enough about it to cut corners

aussie tsunderes say cunt instead of baka

Tv shows used to have a random zombie episode

POV: You're watching a movie on a bright day with the window open

we're the only planet in our solar system with only one moon and she is our best friend and we're locked in orbit together so she's always facing us and now we're going back over there to say hi

The year of our lord 2026 and my main mode of transferring things between PC and phone is a private Discord server with just me in it

Imagine feeling so drained and unstimulated that you jump into the pool from your hotel room balcony, only to experience something other than pain and a sense of emptiness. All this told in a single scene. Peak television 🙌🏻

Tired of playing on the Asia region Valorant servers cause I had some Chinese kid probably about 10 in my ear going 'WHY YOU SO SCARED, LITTLE BOY?' then when he heard the barest pitch of my American accent he told me to 'go tend to my hamburger farm'. 羞辱.

Men. They used it to control women.

bizarro pensar que elas se tornaram exatamente o que o mv de ditto é: uma memória nostálgica que você nunca consegue deixar ir

teenagers in 2012 were writing literal full length books of fan fiction on tumblr AFTER school

"eating with your hands is gross because of how unsanitary and messy it is" whooahhh

When you become human

actually im wondering does anyone else with moral OCD have/used to have like extreme paranoia that others could read yourmind so u would be constantly doing basically this image in ur head to try justify yourself to whoever is hypothetically reading ur mind is this a common thing

when you’re a family