Me getting ready for the outing i said yes to

Don’t worry about him, he’s bottom of the jar, peanut butter.

How much would a mobile phone cost if it was made ethically? With fair labour and sustainably sourced materials....? 🤔

Old like my university offer email was sent to my myspace email address...

Eight months since my last seizure. Feel like raving.

Japan is great fyi

Boys, I see those fingernails...

- Giant category 5 typhoon hits Tokyo 🌧 - Magnitude 4 earthquake hits Japan coast ⚡️ - Multiple tornadoes crash through houses in Chiba 🌪 - Volcano eruption in Kyushu 🌋 All of this happened in Japan today. Don’t you dare complain about how crappy your day was ever again.

It’s hard to be friends with boomers— their social media is sooooo annoying.

Well this took a weird turn in events

Society be all about pushing your product; That’s why two drunk people just want to talk over one another, but to say how much they love the other...

Pope Francis, always doing shit for his friends:

If you don’t drink coffee, then you’re a heavy drinker; them the rules.

Laws of nature Number 57: you can’t have long hair, if you’re balding on top.

We’re just the universe experiencing itself. Why’s the universe so insecure?

👌🏿this hand gesture means money in jp

Wanna sell me poetry? Give me the opening lines then, not pictures of the book cover...

Can we normalise Mx as a title? I don't want to become a Dr or Prof just to get away from being stereotyped