-in the tech lab-sings to himself running a test; wears a mask to protect his eyes from a possible detonation-

-lays under the examination table sleeping, his lab coat as pillow-

-updates log- We still don't know where we are and this slightly angers me. note: try to get rid of the beans in the kitchen

I think Joker ate the beans and now I'm doomed to wear this gas mask for as long as we're lost. -sighs-

I found this of Alexia Shepard and wondered what happened to her that day. Who put the red sand into her drink? youtube.com/watch?v=T21Hnn…

-plays on monitors in mess hall for public entertainment- Alexia Shepard

-comm- I am not scared. I've got enough hazardous fluids in here to protect me. -laughs- Nice beat. Alexia Shepard Jimmy Doyle

It must be under quarantine because of his devilish farts. Alexia Shepard Jimmy Doyle

Sometimes I feel sorry for Commander Shepard, but then I don't.

I think it is a part of his mating process. He tries to attracts fertile females but fails. Alexia Shepard Jimmy Doyle

Poor Sergeant. All by himself until the end of time. Alexia Shepard Jimmy Doyle

-in the lab, he sits in front of a secret project, adjusts his safety glasses and blinks at a minor explosion- Oh, oopsie.

-ignores overhead laments on the comm- It wasn't like I intended this to happen, you dim-witted motherfuckers.

-blows at small flame- Well, this is not working.

@Lost_In_Anarchy we are sad and we want your attention

@Lost_In_Anarchy PICK ME

Hey! A fly walks into a bar and asks the bartender: is this stool taken. -snorts-

-still laughing about his own joke-knocks over acid- Oh fuck!

. @Lost_In_Anarchy