Taxi for Mancini. Well you don't expect him to walk home do you?

Poor Fail only clambered up a goalless draw away to Barnet. Got to love the Bees!

Where was our trophy presentation? I thought that's what you get if you beat Bradford? Come on Football League I want to hold that COC!

Some frown upon asking for tap water in a pub but dogs can get away with it. Luckily being sober in Bradford meant I knew when to leave!

Having to cotch a lift home from a trucker #brokenbritain #jokes

Why have Villa fans come to the game wearing West Ham's away kit? ;)

Our chairman has informed us that if the team score five times in our next game he'll give Papa a photocopier. #incentivestomakesomemoney

Monty's Premier League XI; Neville Neville Neville Neville Neville Neville Neville Neville Neville Neville Neville

You call that a horse? It barely touched my sides! Still it tasted delicious though.

Is it Christmas yet?

Can I become the next Pope? #popery

Dear Popebenedictxiv I'm hoping to become your successor, Your holiness. Vatican City are you ready for Me? Am I Catholic? Good question...

They've whittled the contenders down to just me & Bono. Hopefully I've got The Edge over the rock star! #poperesigns

Monty Allen you'd have your very own merchandising if you become the pope. 'Pope Poop' . . . Sure fire winner!

We built this vatican city on popery

Just seen footage of the Pope on TV where people are holding banners saying "We love you Papa!". Is it an omen?

Me & Papa came to the aid of #NottsCounty and raised £4.32. Every little helps.