Están siendo días duros.

O povo votou! (O povo é facho)

>buys app called “procreate” >gets mad when it procreates hmmmm interesting

Os portugueses em 1960 foram para França escondidos porque se a PIDE os apanhasse eram presos e não podiam sair do país, chegaram a França e construíram barracas para viver, hoje em dia votam no partido que é contra os emigrantes e que quer fazer regressar os tempos de salazar

Just my luck, my 250 million year old salt has expired

As someone who used to work in customer service I assure you those 3 signs won’t be enough

Biblically accurate angel

queen shit

adhd is so funny why am i procrastinating playing a video game. that i want to play

My fave part is when the lady on the right turns her head for a second and the insane beauty filter you’re using comes off 🤪

There, fixed it.

just leaving this here for everyone to enjoy

Intriguing... — the big bad wolf

“, . ?” is crazy work

its so sad that he killed himself tomorrow

há claramente alguém que odeia a tânia laranjo na redação da cmtv que a mete nas situações mais estranhas de sempre for the fun and giggles

Maybe I should grow up

ii token i’m very fond of you and the same 4 poses you pull out every time you get your photo taken no matter how many years go by

it’s starting to make sense why these people talk about going to europe like it’s a country

American decorating a phone: