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ELF MIGRATION We'd like to welcome the recent arrival of Elves who have made their annual migration from the North Pole to homesteads across the UK. Please do get in touch for all your mischief making supplies. #elfontheshelf

Bah! Humbugs Minty offerings to celebrate the curmudgeonly. A great antidote to the cheer and good tidings of the season. Buy Now: bit.ly/3rQeiaU

🎄Festive Trading Hours Hoxton Street closes for the festive season on Saturday 23rd December. Our Leadenhall Market pop-up finishes for the year on Friday 22nd December. We re-open Hoxton Street only on Saturday 6th January.

👻 LEADENHALL MARKET Leadenhall Market Closes Friday 22 Dec, 5pm Thank you to everybeing who supported our Leadenhall Market pop-up in 2023. It’s been a fangtastic six months in the city. The pop-up will close, as planned, today. But who knows what 2024 will bring….

LOST BRAIN 🧠 Is this your brain? If so, please get in touch, We've had several brains left unattended in store this week due to new year adjustments. May we politely suggest our Brain Food to power you into February. Dead good: bit.ly/4aT7MEp

We are CLOSED today (Saturday 13th January) Due to a group of Giants sneezing 6 litres of snot into the store we have had to close for deep cleaning. We apologise for any inconvenience. We're back open on Tuesday.

Have you seen our lovely Monster Supplies Guts & Garlic Chutney? 🍅 Preserved on the day of spilling, this guts chutney is ideal as a compliment to body-temperature meats. Caution: not suitable for vampires! 🧛‍♀️ 👉 shop.oldoperatingtheatre.com/products/guts-…

🕯️Smoky Delights Indulge Mr Hyde's dark and dangerous energy with our new candle range. Once lit, your lair will be enveloped by a rich espresso scent that creates an atmosphere of wild abandon...

✏️ Join Our Team We are looking for an ambitious, organised and motivated Deputy Director to help lead our organisation. £50,000 pro-rata Hoxton, London 0.8 (4 days per-week) 🔺 Deadline: Wed 24th April 2024 Find out more: bit.ly/3IQWq7b #artsjobs #charityjobs

📅 Easter Weekend Opening Hours Friday 11am - 5pm Saturday 11am - 5pm Sunday CLOSED Monday CLOSED Tuesday CLOSED* *We apologise for any inconvenience. We are closed for stocktake & Top Shelf inspection due to a very sticky & pungent Fairy Sick leak...

Happy #mermaidday We are proud to work with the Mer clans of the Sargasso Sea to bring you fresh eggs available online and in store. Find out more: bit.ly/3TyG6wP

👬 Borrowers. Please be aware that we have ANOTHER infestation of Borrowers. They were behind our Fairy Vomit jar leak & have caused several holes in the Compacted Earwax. Please inform staff if you see one & don't attempt stomping/fire breathing it only makes them angry...

🧠 Rats Brains Small, tough and juicy. Pleasingly similar to human brains in both taste and texture. Devour now: bit.ly/4cNBjR1

🌕 #Pinkmoon Whatever you have planned for tonight's full moon, we've got you covered: 👫 Instant Human Add coffee & become soft & fleshy in one sip. 🐺 Werewolf Writing Kit Write to Red & get a unique reply. 🍪 Werewolf Treats Helps maintain a rich & glossy coat.

Achoo! Have you seen these Seasonal Bogies from Monster Supplies? A sweet morsel, sucked seasonally from humans with hayfever. (NOTES FOR HUMANS: resembles a lemon-flavoured bonbon with a toffee centre and a dusting of icing sugar!) Available now: 👉 buff.ly/49zW1B1

Interested in a customised broom? We are now an official stockist of a range of different brooms and can certify your flying licence for the next decade. No need to come in store, we can activate the brooms's homing device and direct it to fly straight to you.

YOU GROWL, WE LISTEN.⠀ ⠀ Our first customer survey is now LIVE. Add your growls, howls & wails and let us know how we can improve our offer for monsters everywhere, with a chance to win a hamper full of goodies*! Take the survey: bit.ly/3zbyh9N *UK only. T&Cs apply

Customer Survey. As we look forward to another millennia in business, we ask you, our fearsome customers, what changes would you like to see at Hoxton Street Monster Supplies? Take part: bit.ly/3RH7HvO

LAST CHANCE 👻 Our customer survey closes at midnight tonight! Add your growls and screeches to be in with a chance to win this dead good hamper of goodies.T&Cs apply. Don't delay, howl today! ▶️ bit.ly/3RH7HvO