A pretty cute easy life tip: When someone goes to show you something they love on the internet (TikTok, meme, etc) instead of being like “I’ve seen this” just say nothing & delight in it again with them, because they’re just excited & wanna see ur reaction cause they love you 🥰

Lol.

Happy 40th birthday McLovin. (We wrote this joke when we were 14 years old)

CDC says fully vaccinated adults should still brace for Gemini season

If you’ve ever participated in the drum circle at liberty park, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine.

I just miss jenna marbles man

Open for a surprise

Dating a Gemini is easy u just gotta pretend to listen

if astrology isn’t real then why is every man born between january and december evil

Weird energy today...Feeling super uneasy and full of anxiety.

Don't use the word 'smart'

obsessed with this kid who does a perfect 2020 Schmidt impression

she a glass of milk

Schools are saying “we can’t enforce mask wearing” as if they haven’t enforced girls to cover up for decades

honestly this is it

I feel guilty for having my child on this stupid planet.

*hates it here*