I hate when I go to review a podcast and someone before me said “wow, this pod makes my daily 6 mile run fly by!” and I’m like cool it also makes eating this giant bag of cheese balls fly by.

a great historical moment can be recognised by its pixels alone

honestly we should just thank Lucasfilm for kidnapping the Mikkelsens and the Gleesons for their projects, such icons

If I was Judas I would have at least slipped some tongue in, it's literally this Jesus guys last kiss. Why not wrap his legs around your waist while you're at it

can we all pretend that the harry potter show isnt happening. like no one even mentions it from now on, we dont even talk about it, it just doesnt exist. treat that show the way hbo max treats its queer shows

OUR WISTFUL NOSTALGIA FROM LATE NIGHTS AS KIDS READING THIS SERIES ARE NOT AS IMPORTANT AS THE IRREPARABLE HARM THAT WOMAN IS DOING, NOR DOES IT EXCUSE US AS ADULTS FROM RECOGNISING THE ANTISEMITISM, RACISM AND HOMOPHOBIC IDEAS IT’S ROOTED IN!!!

i think getting older and maturing is not minding reylo as much. lmao. i have no idea why i even despised it in the first place. fandom wars? what am i, 12?

"How can people ship them?! They're siblings/twins!" My dude let me tell you, the 00s - early 10s were a wild time for the twincest

“Can I offer you a peach in these trying times?” 🍑 #peaches #bowser #mario #thesupermariobrosmovie #princesspeach #peachessong #jackblack

the worst thing to happen to fandom in the last five years has been the disappearance of the words 'notp' and 'squick' being replaced by moral justifications

real stuff on timbler today

hey Um Actually , are you ever coming back to youtube where I don't have to pay 6 bucks a month to watch the one show on dropout i want to watch? just seeing if i should continue to have my hopes up or just forget about it.