The sixth stage of grief is not talking about it anymore with your friends.

Not to be a fucking nerd or anything but writing academic papers is actually super fun when you have a genuine interest in the topic!

can’t believe someone is going to experience this for the first time on their laptop

"all women do is use men" i have never once found a man useful

ppl on tiktok be admitting shit u couldnt even beat outta me

my tomtom watch ran so my Apple Watch could walk

This is what robots are supposed to be doing not making art and writing scripts

the art of trying anyway

project hail mary 4eva <3

I've already given it my all this week and it's only Tuesday.

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

-outfit repeater - meal repeater - movie rewatcher I know what i like

everything has meaning when you’re Me

when your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

i’m unmedicated. all my thoughts are organic and free range

You could literally be DEPRESSED for MONTHS and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated 😭