(Joker in my 7th grade class giving a presentation) Thus, the Jazz Age didn't kill Jay Gatsby. Therefore, it made him stranger Me (needing to adhere to the No Child Left Behind act): Awesome, Thank you Joker .

haven't listened to mj lenderman but he seems like when your friend's little brother has a sudden growth spurt and looks like an adult but still acts super quiet around you

Dearest, with this better stationery let us also start a better life. Franz Kafka, 1912.

girl the storm

Thinkin about chocolate chip cookies #ILoveToEatThem

his pen

anyone else feeling really miserable and depressed and no motivation

henceforth this is a “savory s’more”

I fear Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel are the closest real-life analogue that we have to Lila and Lenú from My Brilliant Friend

“looks like about the right size for me”

went to the local big lots today to see what kind of store-closing sales they’re having and came upon this container of green slop on an aisle endcap

ぼくは強くなりすぎてしまった… I have become too strong…

imagine being on twitter when this happened

love beginning my feedback, “this is an odd essay, [student name]” when I know theyve used chatgpt. passive aggressive kings stay pedagogically strong

Winning a game of chess: I am a being of pure logic… pure rationale… I should try out for Mensa… I should call the pentagon and see if they need my services… Losing a game of chess: This game is essentially a toy. Oooo I moved my horsey. The one with the pointy hat goes eoou

Me when they play Just Like Heaven by The Cure at the grocery store

if you think that discussions about feminism are more omnipresent and formative in young men’s lives than the misogyny that saturates the air they breathe, youve got straight up marmalade for brains

a real lover has entered the chat 👇