I prefer a more open-door policy for office hours.

Not thrilled to have my weight discussed so casually...

Ding. Ding. Ding.

I age gracefully. RT Bill Rasmussen: Yet another Monon Bell tomorrow. Does it ever get old? No, I think only the fans do…

Time to renew the lease in Crawfordsville for another year.

High demand for horror films in Greencastle? RT Oasis: Currently working on the 2014 Monon Bell DVD for DePauw University! Go Tigers! #football

I'm baaaack RT @theejeromec: Wonder what ever happened to the Monon Bell account? Been awfully quiet the past couple years.

Per custody agreement, you get 8 hours of supervised visitation on Saturday. Don't make it weird. x.com/depauwathletic…

At some point a Bell begins to wonder, "Do they even want me back? Was it something I rang?" x.com/wallywabash/st…

I look gooooood. Groupies look like they could use some sleep. x.com/mommagencoy/st…

Time for Monon Bell Chapel at Wabash, or as I like to call it, "Tell Me How You Love Me" Chapel. x.com/prezhess/statu…

I have a voice that carries. They don't make 'em like me anymore. x.com/jr_sports/stat…

Better late than never, I guess. x.com/depauwathletic…

Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding.

Anyone have the phone number for movers in Greencastle?

Greencastle sounds lovely..

DePauw students, let's get weird.

This better be dusted by the time I settle in.

I see you're a bit out of practice. Understandable. x.com/depauwtigersfb…