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#bengals Come on Sheisty! We believe in you! Joey Burrow

#askbraylyn Where is your four-legged partner tonight? How long does it take to train a K9? What is harder to train, drug smelling or fugitive tracking?

I hope Joey Votto gives a post game press conference where he gives his true opinion of umps who can’t tell a ball from a strike. He can end it with “sorry, eh?” so as not to change the image of Canadians as ever- polite.

Confirmed the Sea Queen is Macy Gray. She was a tour guide at the NFL HOF in Canton, her hometown. She got kicked out of boarding school. And she studied scriptwriting at USC. #maskedsinger

Candelabra is so Tiffany Haddish. #MaskedSinger

#Snl #Oscars How did Ariana Grande pull off hosting SNL Saturday night when we lost an hour due to DST and then flying cross country, getting dressed and styled and arriving at the Oscars in time for the red carpet and to present? Ah, the energy of youth.

Seth McFarland? #TheMaskedSinger

In 2020, Texas has 13,000 forcible rapes. Yet the claim is that 26,000 Texans have had to give birth to rapists baby in the last 16 months. Huh? So every rape results in a pregnancy, and rates of rape increased by half? That makes no sense.

I think it’s Melissa McCarthy. When she played Sean Spicer, she wore the Easter Bunny Outfit, and then in 2019, she presented at the Oscars dressed as Queen Anne with bunnies all over her train. #maskedsinger

Could Goldfish be Idina Menzel? Jonathan Larson died the day before aren’t opened off Broadway. The witch’s hat for Elpheba. #maskedsinger

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

Wtf is Trump talking about? Who’s eating dogs & cats? #Debate2024

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

She ran a near perfect campaign. And we’re still here. #election2024

Pupparoni is probably Bret Young #maskedsinger