The river I used to swim in when I was a kid is now unusable from raw sewage. Feels like such a trivial thing in the scale of environmental destruction, but a grim little edge of how our relationship to nature is totally hostage to the whims of private companies.

The government has u-turned on Owen Paterson's suspension and tearing up standards process. They haven't had a change of heart - it's because the outcry was bigger than expected. They would do the same thing again if they thought they could get away with it.

Ticket Inspector: Can I see your railcard please? Me:

Tony, your mouth is moving like a RAT, FUCK OFF PLEASE

I’ve written to Cressida Dick to ask why police officers on duty during the #DowningStreetParty did not report this breach and enforce COVID regulations. Boris Johnson is lying. While communities like mine were aggressively policed, the establishment were let off the hook.

Howling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Because it is in the Commissioner’s best interests to do so now. With as many scandals in her time as she’s had, I can’t imagine her job is feeling very secure with her leverage halfway out of no10. Shameful

Played like a fiddle. Bravo. A true masterclass in delay delay tactics. Bravo. I’m speechless

I have an infinite amount of frozen yorkie puds and and infinite amount of time pjon will never leave my house

Dominic Edgings

🧵1/ This is an analysis of all accounts using the terms '#Ukraine' and 'bio labs'. I wanted to see which accounts were pushing this narrative the most, & which were the most influential. This is an analysis of around 20k Twitter interactions from approx 17k unique accounts

I just registered for Fête 2 smash.gg/fete2 #Fete2 via @smashgg

This is extraordinary. 19 Labour councillors in Leicester have been blocked from standing again as Labour councillors. This isn’t deselection but members, it’s a veto by invisible bureaucrats. Local elections are in May! Appalling for Leicester. leicestermercury.co.uk/news/leicester…