“YOUR CAPE HAS POWERS?!” Luffy’s eyes sparkle. He completely ignored the demon part!

“ALIVE?! Hi Cape, I’m Luffy! Can I wear you?!”

“Ooh! Since the cape is alive, can it poop?”

“So it’s like a sidekick that you wear! …Hey Cape, can I have you?”

“I was talking to the Cape, not you, Capeman!”

“If it did, what would it say?”

“Hey! That’s not very nice, Cape!” He pouts again.

Luffy tilts his head. “I think so?”

“So do I!”

“I’m just tryna find somethin’ to eat! I’m hungry…”

“Maaaan…where am I anyway?”

“Rat City? Are there rats here?”

“Hmm…hopefully, Sanji knows how to cook rodent!”

“He’s the cook of my pirate crew!”

“Not just any pirate! I’m the man who’s gonna be KING OF THE PIRATES!”

“How’d you do it? Did you find a treasure that the previous king of Hell left behind?”

“I guess you got a-head of yourself!”

“Shishishishishishishishi!” That was Luffy’s signature laugh. “I’m funny!”

“Sarcastic? What does that taste like?”

“Oh, so a coffee popsicle!”