her ass fat because it’s filled with lies

seeing a man sitting around doing nothing, pisses me off so badly and no, I will not be elaborating

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets

2026 is the year I finally cut everyone off

does anyone else feel like a gremlin when they’re drunk or is it just me?

jelly cats are modern day beanie babies

in another life, i went to college at NYU

a bitch thinking u have beef with them whole time the beef is you don't like who they are as a person not everything has to be that deep like you're not my fucking opp i just don't fuck with you

every summer i fall in love with dc all over again

“He doesn’t know how to be a dog.” We adopted Simon as a “project.” He was a bait dog. Used for fighting practice. His teeth were filed down. His ears were gone. For the first month, he didn’t walk. He crawled. If you lifted your hand to scratch your nose, he would flatten

ive killed a thousand versions of myself to be this calm

I guess what I've learned is you have to be more afraid of wasting your life than of embarrassing yourself

I need you a little f*cked up bout me. Not toxic. Not crazy. Just...you think about me when it's quiet. You smile at your phone when my name pop up. You feel it when I pull away. I want you a little addicted to my presence. A little thrown off when I'm not around. A little too

everyone keeps inviting me to their workout classes with them, not sure when i became the gym friend but i accept the role

when sylvia plath wrote ‘please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. there are times when i will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand’ I felt that

if you ever see me and my hair looks fucked up just know its because i did it myself

These girls are in their soft girl era while I’m over here acting like Kanye off his meds

y’all are sick for selling out the entire Lululemon buttercream collection restock in 24 hours I’ve been waiting two fucking years for this

y’all lied about these TSA wait times. The longest line at the airport is for the Starbucks.

someone invite me to their baby shower so i can wear my burberry shirt