i wanted her bedazzled cell phone so bad

british ppl tore with "oh piss off"

Duality of a woman

‘Tis that day again when Jesus closes big Tesco but allows entry to Tesco Express.

I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any

there are two versions of me at work 1.highly competent 2.staring at my screen like I’ve never read before

people who say HSM2 is better than HSM3 are really just attention seeking

2 weeks till pay day. Crime is the only way I will survive

i love this one. sometimes that code appears before the message arrives.

so excited to be attending coachella 2026 😍

Suncream on Wednesday.. heating on Friday.

why do sunglasses look better on top of your head than on your face

Every UK residents understands what’s going on here.

Yeah TikTok is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook and Teams

between the Hannah Montana special, Justin Bieber at Coachella and now Demi bringing out Joe Jonas while Selena’s in the audience, millennials are being FED.

having a signature piece of jewelry you always wear is very important. i can't explain it.