Look at how fucking cute this little fucking stop sign is. Life is worth living

when I was 8 years old I discovered the universal truth that airplane salami is dank n that’s how I learned to never judge a book by its cover

early twenties = bowl dinner Late twenties = plate dinner

ur either addicted to Zillow or fb marketplace but never both at once

Dating is so difficult cuz then you have to text them

Pondering a gay arc

same insecurity, new person/situation to project it on

playing a new game in sessions called How Long Will It Take These Rich People To Say Something Out Of Touch

getting coffee w regular milk feels so republican

New Year’s resolution is to say “there’s just so much nuance to it” abt everything

Valentine’s Day is like omg she’s gay too That totally checks out

Being naughty (sleeping without my night guard)

I luv when Ed Sheeran glows up

I don’t believe in ghosts until I see a creepy house then I’m like the only reason for creepy house is Ghosts

accidentally wore my inside shoes outside. Gonna kill myslef

no one understands me like my eczema cream

I luv to bully men

I luv gay millennial men

Boss is in a cult how can I make this about me

wut business do u have as a 42 year old posting a ig photo dump