*see previous tweet*

This side-by-side is my mom and I popped up on my Timehop from last year...in a few years we’ll have to add Eleanor’s side-eye glare to the mix and see how she compares! ❤️ @ Concord,… instagram.com/p/Bs1VbgXARM4/…

We are OFFICIALLY in the double-digit countdown until baby Eleanor is due! 99 days and very impatiently counting... Taylor Martin

Counting down to the day I can chase a shot a tequila with a shot of espresso. #pregnancyproblems

Fine, Alan. I’ll turn down the “background boom boom.”

Our dog, the feisty Boston Terrier named Axle Painful Martin, likes to find where you’re sitting, put his giant butthole next to your face, and fart as loudly as he can. Then walks away. Multiple times per day. Send help. Taylor Martin

All. I. Want. Is. Sushi.

I saw these crib mobiles on Etsy for like $100 and figured I could just make it myself for $20...so I did! I love how it turned out, I just wish I had a better background to take the… instagram.com/p/BtlyPUzguZ1/…

Anndddd third trimester! Feeling large and in charge, and this warm westher is completely giving me new life right now. 🌞 #28weekspregnant #thirdtrimester #eleanorconley @ Concord, North… instagram.com/p/BtmIPdrAM4i/…

My one true wish for my life is to be able to get my eyebrows microbladed.

I don't remember what it feels like to NOT have to pee.

This morning Taylor Martin said, "I've only gained a little bit of weight this pregnancy. I think I've done okay." POOR BABY IS HAVING A HARD TIME WITH THIS PREGNANCY 😂

Eleanor is seriously the sweetest and best baby ever. She loves to cuddle and is so alert when she’s awake. She doesn’t cry or fuss often, and she loves sitting up and just looking around… instagram.com/p/BxSbVK9g0sZ/…

I mean, are you surprised I applied? Oh yeah, hey Twitter. Guess I’m back. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Would y’all look at this lil gryffindor baby 😍

I just entered FRIENDS 25th $25,000 Sweepstakes on TBS & you can too. Watch weekdays on TBS through September 27th for a chance to win $25,000! swee.ps/iPKkxhVeZ

I’ve been wearing oversized T-shirt’s, scrunchies, saying “save the turtles”, and have owned a hydro flask longer than these tweens have even been alive – and they wanna claim this style and call themselves a #vscogirl ?! Tsk tsk. Or should I say, sksk.

Had to redownload Twitter so I could get on and tell Ashley Flowers and Crime Junkie Podcast to do an episode on Pazuzu Algarad ☠️👀