*walking on a completely smooth path* my ankle:

Me trying to get my cousin’s attention so we can go smoke

jewelry and accessories used to be beautiful AND practical, bring it back! i too wanna feel like a totally spies character!

Bad Bunny I love you but no

Another 365 🎂♐️

having a different opinion than your dad as a teenage girl

How it feels going to sleep drunk

This the real fried chicken

life getting stressful i had to lego

imagine getting cut off by the spongebob mobile

"Shot, shot, shot" Me:

how am i supposed to lose weight when im not used to losing ?

Me: i have a headache WebMD: and it’ll be your last

how it feels coming back to twitter cause tiktok is banned and all the other apps aren’t as funny

i forgot jus opened tiktok cus muscle memory lorddddd💔💔💔

when he ask me where i wanna eat and i don’t know 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

I just want everyone to look at this cow with the number 7 on his head