FaceTime failed mid talking to my friend and neither of us tried calling back. Now dats what I’m talking about!

Bitches know better… The end

Hearing a man say “I was going to” is such a turn off because 1. you didn’t. And 2. you’re lying

I’m at the point in my job where I have to tell people to remind me multiple times and to send me messages bc I will forget lmao

ever since i was a little girl ive loved information

OVULATION H0RNY IS ACTUALLY DEMONIC

Please

65 north ruins my day 2X a day every single day

I hate it when I check my transactions history and everything adds up like damn so no one stole from me

You really just wake up one day and be like actually ..that’s enough of that - and switch gears completely

How do yall be having multiple baby daddies? Lmk

Entitlement is one of the biggest reasons I left serving/bartending bc why in the FUCK would you act like I offended you bc I gave you the same pour EVERYONE else gets

you’re not allowed to say this but the first stage of being love bombed IS fun

FEMALES that look mean.... be having the best personalities, you just gotta know how to break the ice fr

I can blow $1000 in 5 minutes, then stretch $17.50 for about 8 days 😂😂😂

that love bombing shit don’t work on me i love you too bitch now what 😭😭😭😭

“Your location is off” It’s okay, I know where I’m at

men be like “why would i lie” bc you’re scared of me bitch you know how i’m coming

don't ask me to change positions, just toss me around..😫😫

Me staring at his bare minimum texts wondering what unhealed part of me fell for this