Him: you wanna be like me so bad Me: no I don’t

When your alarm go off in the morning and you start counting how many absences you got

What a privilege it is to exist at the same time as the hint of lime tortilla chip

y’all so lucky i don’t take adderall i would literally be mayor right now if i did

the little balls in my boba

that little scroll thingy that you use to select your birth year is getting kinda far

my unfollowing spree going triple platinum today

My woman-ness, black-ness and young-ness trying to figure out which one is causing someone to undermine me at work

WYM SKILLA BABY GOT SHOT????

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‘Are you busy?’ Me: ‘No’ *Incoming video call*

Daylight savings in 2 weekends