So Lewis Dunk gets on the England squad ahead of Jamaal Lascelles. WHAT. THE. FUCK. #SouthgateOut

Don’t worry mate once your balls drop your voice might finally be normal! 🤣 #squeakyvoiceddoylem

Sports Direct signs being removed from the Strawberry Corner. What do you think is going into their place? HoF signs? New Sports Direct signs? #AshleyOut #UnitedAgainstAshley #NUFC

Saw some inspirational coaching tips from James on Friday lunchtime during Year 7 football training! Maybe Newcastle United could do with some of your football advice! It’s looking bleak at the bottom of the Premier League table! 😳⚽️👌💙⭐️👍💪🇬🇬 LMDC PE DEPT. The FA #relegationbattle

Brighton Brighton are you joking only 2 players with any passion on that pitch lascelles and muto the rest don’t give 2. If we stay up it will be a miracle . Ashley out Rafa needs to backed not sacked NUFC TILL I DIE

Hugo Lloris sent off for Tottenham. It’s time.

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‘How do I get to my car’ 🚗

Congrats @Lascelles16 for your new six-year contract! Well deserved, captain!💪🏽 #HowayTheLads ⚫⚪

What a win!!!⚫️⚪️ #NUFC

Newcastle United v Bournemouth: match preview theguardian.com/football/2018/…

3 great points. 2 goals at St. James' Park. 1 Toon Army!! 🤙🏾 The perfect Saturday 😍⚫️⚪️ #NUFC

Another great win at home!!!⚫️⚪️ #NUFC

👋👋👋 See you at 22:30 GMT!

ZzZzz 　＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_ ／＜_/＿＿＿＿／ ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ 　 ∧_∧ Still can't vote for Harry? 　(　･ω･) 　 |　⊃／(＿＿_ ／└-(＿＿＿_／ ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ ZZzZzz 　＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_ ／＜_/＿＿＿＿／ ￣￣￣￣￣￣ #saintsfc #ImACeleb

"No matter the gender, sexuality, race, we have people from all walks of life who come down to play for Newcastle Panthers” Coaching from the Newcastle United Foundation has not only developed the Panthers' skill, but also encouraged more players to join the side #RainbowLaces

🙋🏼‍♂️🙋🏼‍♂️ Miss Speedo and Sir Bobby.

Martin Dubravka + axe = gruesome injury. Ouch 😲😲 Full interview on today's Football Focus at 12:00pm on BBC One.

BBC Sports Personality of the Year contender: ⚽ Harry Kane ⚽ #SPOTY