Leaving a relationship with a tiny relative would send me into psychosis.

White people don't cry that much at a funeral 🥲 but let that fucking dog die 😭

Nothing pisses me off on this app like Nigerian English "omo dey say" guys I only know Omo to be a washing powder 😭

lethani ama hoodie sipromot(e) angeke phela yoh.

Me avoiding eye contact with a mad man in the street

Pray for your boyfriends. It's not easy trying to win R10,000,000 with a R5

Financially I wish I can find a missing dog yabelungu😭😭

"Show me the person, but don't point at them" Africans:

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Me : God I love you so much, I’ll do literally anything you ask. God: Go preach on the bus

"Baby ngicela uR900" "Sengiwufakile" "Ngibona uR90" "Yi Network linda u 0"

His timing was very good🫡🫡🫡.... he planned ahead 😁😁😁.... wherever he is, he’s laughing at us 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.... continue to rest lapho mfo ka Mthethwa 🕊🤣

First heart Second heart break. break.

I had Pedros, Chicken Licken, Honchos all in one day. Then closed it off ngeMc Flurry. It was my first pay check, new job shandis😌🥹🫰🏾Ngisebenza kanzima kabi

Stolen money the moment you start spending it 😂

Somalians, Ethiopians and Pakistans can open so many Spaza shops in South Africa with ease... But a South African opens ONE Spaza shop and gets kidnapped for refusing to sell the shop. The government must intervene and ban these Spaza shops.

I believe he learn his lesson in a hard way. 😭🙆

Noodles and soap 😭

When I’m on my 4th “that’s crazy” and the person is still talking