....................................................... She wouldn't, Lahey.. She knows I'm not opposed to grounding her for life.

Because I will /see/ you, Lahey.. Momma sees e v e r y t h i n g.

Knock, knock.

That's why you were the only friend of hers that I could tolerate. x.com/overatext/stat…

You rang? x.com/lacrossedlycan…

Is your life really so unimportant to you that you'd rather die than remain a virgin & live, Lahey.?

|| GAHHHHHHH, LMAO!

|| I need a moment to recover.

Keep talking, & I'll make it four, Lahey..

What? Is my daughter suddenly not enough to make you happy? x.com/lacrossedlycan…

What about that werewolf demon that's going to kill her before its even born? x.com/lacrossedlycan…

My work here is done, Lahey..

Hah. /Marrying her/ is out of the question. Have you even hit puberty yet? x.com/lacrossedlycan…

No son-in-law of mine will ever be a werewolf. What about your friend? Stiles, is it? He's human. I need to speak with Allison. x.com/lacrossedlycan…

I wouldn't be so rude to the woman who gave birth to the love of your life.......... and has a garage full of weapons waiting to kill you. x.com/lacrossedlycan…

/Please/. I looked up from hell & saw you shaking in your boots every time he spoke to you. x.com/lacrossedlycan…

{Sees Scott McCall in antlers.} It's hunting season.

She learned that from her momma. x.com/stolehisgirl/s…

That makes two of us. x.com/lacrossedlycan…

Now Melissa's on my "to kill" list, too. I'm just going to wipe out all of the McCall's. Problem solved.