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Exactly.

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Good question!

So true!!

So damn true, right?!

Wow....this is the PERFECT analogy!

Scary to think that we have gotten to where these may sadly be necessary to purchase for our kids going back to school. :(

I'm married with 3 kids. The only shaving I do is years off my life.

Recycling in 2019: I’m not an alcoholic haha I just had a party Recycling in 2020: omg I swear I didn’t have a party I’m just an alcoholic

Lord, yes!

"kids these days have it too easy" said the generation that could buy a house on a wage from unskilled work at age 21

My wife grabbed my butt last night, not to be sexy, but because she was checking a diaper in her dreams. We've been parents for too long.

Cutest thing ever! 😍 x.com/reIatabIe/stat…

🤣🤣 x.com/SadderDre/stat…

CafeMom wrote about my annual Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf series! Thanks to all who contributed! x.com/cafemom/status…

RIP, Dolores O'Riordan. One of my favorite singers, gone too soon. 😢

Every time! x.com/ohhcami_/statu…

Epic! 🤣 x.com/Chelsea_Elle/s…

Love my new mug! With amanda valentine