Experiment Update - ‘One day — it’s like a miracle — he will disappear’. That day is today.

🚨 It's finally here! 🚨 This is not a drill, we repeat this is not a drill!! Save a life today, tell 'em baseball is back! #LetsGO

.JetBlue chose profits over democracy

Trump is a ham sandwich.

👋 Say goodbye to late fines! NYPL has eliminated all late fines, past and future. Get a fresh start at the Library! Learn more: on.nypl.org/3oxgdj6 #GoodbyeFines

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We thought it was because our dog wants attention & to play with us. Your theory is disturbing 😳 & likely truer.

It's men who do these mass shootings. How about if only women can have guns, and if a man wants to shoot someone, they have to ask their sister, mother, wife, or daughter, and they'll tell the man hi is an idiot.

TOUR STARTS TONIGHT!!🙌 RT and we’ll DM a few of you to win a pair of tickets to this leg of the Every Shade of Blue tour that kicks off TONIGHT in Austin 🙌 so fired up to have the incredible Dawes 😍 on board

First time here, but not my last. #USOpen

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It’s having the right to juggle it all with the person who makes you feel loved and supported amidst the chaos. It's the right to have a shoulder to lean on at end of the day in the first place. It's the promise of hard work for your partner, your kids, and for us, our country.

The only Kevin that can defend a house

Don't pet the fluffy cows. 🦬

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Home opener & 30th anniversary of the Syracuse Crunch! #CrunchSocial

Super excited to have tickets to the Syracuse, NY taping of waitwait in April. Hoping Paula Poundstone will be taking part - our 1st date was at her Dec 2012 show.

Congrats! #ualbanygrad