Momma W (@mommawhatitdo) 's Twitter Profile
Momma W

@mommawhatitdo

Mom of 2 | Twitch affiliate | RDA by day, VA by night | [email protected]

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calendar_today30-05-2020 11:29:27

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Yes I giggled cause a 5 year old was yelling “you look like a cow” at her mom while doing drop off at dance. It was funny and relatable. Don’t look at me like you don’t shoot your tit juice across the room at your husband when he isn’t paying attention to you.

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Your husband must like when you are domestic. No, he likes it when I’m not yelling. Well maybe he likes when I yell. All I know is he likes me and smacks my tushie sometimes.

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Nick: “Did you change your phone passcode” Me: “Nope more been the same since I was 16.” Nick: “How come I can’t get in?” Me: *puts in passcode an automatically thinks of the titanic meme*

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Celebrating the launch of Pokémon Pokopia! We’re marking the launch with a special giveaway every Trainer will want GIVEAWAY Win a Nintendo Switch 2 (International Version) + Pokémon Pokopia ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ How to Enter • Follow us • Share this post • Tag 3 friends

Celebrating the launch of Pokémon Pokopia!
We’re marking the launch with a special giveaway every Trainer will want 

GIVEAWAY

Win a Nintendo Switch 2 (International Version) +  Pokémon Pokopia

┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈

How to Enter
• Follow us
• Share this post
• Tag 3 friends
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🎉 $5,000 GIVEAWAY 🎉 We’ve partnered with BOXED.GG to giveaway $5,000 in Pokémon cards! How to enter: ✅ Follow me & BOXED.GG ✅ Like + Repost 🎁 48 prizes • 48 winners ⏰ Winners announced March 16

🎉 $5,000 GIVEAWAY 🎉

We’ve partnered with <a href="/BOXEDHQ/">BOXED.GG</a> to giveaway $5,000 in Pokémon cards!

How to enter:
✅ Follow me &amp; <a href="/BOXEDHQ/">BOXED.GG</a>
✅ Like + Repost

🎁 48 prizes • 48 winners
⏰ Winners announced March 16
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Wife: “I’m scared to open my Owala.” Me: “Traumatized because it exploded sprite on you?” W: “Yes and you would be too if it spat on you.” M: “Did it call you nasty names after?” W: “No and that’s the problem!” M: 🫪

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I’m never asking a serious question again. Me: “why’s it’s called EA sports, it’s in the game?” Husband explains about how it’s just a tag line Me: “no WHY is it in the game? Like the e and a is in the game?” Husband: “you’re so autistic I love it.”

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Lilith: “Get off me so I can breathe” Me: “Are you calling me fat?” Lilith: “Yes” Me: “You little asshole” Lilith: