Anyone care to explain how Pokémon Center website just loading after waiting 2 hours in queue results in an IP ban while bots are just running rampant?

Wooo the Lynxy and I got our playmats and hats. BTW the 30th anniversary stuff is on the pokemon center site now.

I have never seen so many buckle bunnies in one room.

Yes I giggled cause a 5 year old was yelling “you look like a cow” at her mom while doing drop off at dance. It was funny and relatable. Don’t look at me like you don’t shoot your tit juice across the room at your husband when he isn’t paying attention to you.

Your husband must like when you are domestic. No, he likes it when I’m not yelling. Well maybe he likes when I yell. All I know is he likes me and smacks my tushie sometimes.

Nick: “Did you change your phone passcode” Me: “Nope more been the same since I was 16.” Nick: “How come I can’t get in?” Me: *puts in passcode an automatically thinks of the titanic meme*

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Dude this would be epic for my kids.

Stop staying black cat/golden retriever couples are the best. NO, try a calico/corgi couple.

Wife: “I’m scared to open my Owala.” Me: “Traumatized because it exploded sprite on you?” W: “Yes and you would be too if it spat on you.” M: “Did it call you nasty names after?” W: “No and that’s the problem!” M: 🫪

Husband: “You wanna know how can I tell you haven’t slept in a few days?” Me:

i’m #TeamSajaBoys, so ofc i just ordered their @mcdonalds breakfast meal. which team are you on?

How do you handle feeling like your body is forever betraying you?

I’m never asking a serious question again. Me: “why’s it’s called EA sports, it’s in the game?” Husband explains about how it’s just a tag line Me: “no WHY is it in the game? Like the e and a is in the game?” Husband: “you’re so autistic I love it.”

I’m blocking you.

Fresh off the laser #gengar #pokemon

Lilith: “Get off me so I can breathe” Me: “Are you calling me fat?” Lilith: “Yes” Me: “You little asshole” Lilith:

Me watching Jacksepticeye pick up leaves chaotically.