Respiraba aire cinco veces al día. No dormía. Esperaba. Contó hasta el infinito… dos veces. Hablaba en braille. Lo mordió una cobra y murió la cobra. La oscuridad le tenía miedo. Mataba dos piedras con un pájaro. Aplaudía con una mano. Hacía fuego con hielo. QEPD Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris didn’t fear death, death feared him. When it whispered “It’s time,” Chuck roundhouse-kicked it across the cosmos and said, “Fine. I’ll go… but only to keep the Devil in check.” Jesus met him at the gates, smiled, and accepted the legend with a fist bump. Now the

Chuck Norris didn't join the Marine Corps...the Marine Corps applied to him. Heaven’s streets have always been guarded by Marines. Today, Chuck Norris reported for duty. We mourn the passing of Chuck Norris, a U.S. Air Force veteran, who also became an honorary Marine in 2007

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