I'm very sad to report that KPD leaders and Comrades Rosa Luxembourg (Rosa Luxemburg) and Karl Liebknecht have been captured by Freikorps units and are likely dead. Rest In Peace Comrades, you will never be forgotten. #1919LIVE

Red army units are advancing everywhere into the old Ober Ost territory, welcomed as liberators by the people and opposed only by Freikorps and German lackies. The Soviet Socialist Republic of Byelorussia has been established, and more will follow--even a German one! #1919LIVE

Pay no attention to the ravings of ex-Socialist Pilsuski: Red Army forces are fighting for working people everywhere, not for Russia or any nation. We are liberating workers from their bourgeois oppressors, whether the oppressors are German, Polish, or Russian! #1919LIVE

I just met a very intelligent scientist named Konstantin Tsiolkovsky, who persuaded me that the future will be about rocket-powered space travel. As a good Bolshevik, he predicts that Soviet Russia will be the first to put a man in space! #1918LIVE

I'm going to break character for a bit. I know this family and this fire is devastating to them. I urge everyone to support Agnieszka Pilchowa 's campaign to help them. #1917LIVE #1918LIVE #1919LIVE

My proletarian artist friend has just sent me a new painting: “Reconciliation of the Proletariat and the Peasantry under the Auspices of the Party!” It’s adorable! (He says the lack of limbs on whales makes them easy to paint.) #1919LIVE

A belated May Day present from my proletarian artist friend: “The Calloused Hand of the Working Class”! It’s a great leap forward in technical skill. I’m going to show it to Stalin! #1919LIVE

Admiral Kolchak met his just end today. Sic semper tyrannis! #1920LIVE