PayPal might actually be the worst payment service there is no exaggeration…

LA food be pissing me off , why you got a poached egg and avocados on my burger

STAY HOME TOMORROW!! DO NOT LEAVE UNLESS YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO!! The likelihood that any investigation will be completed before tomorrow is slim to none. Protect yourself and your people. Do not worry about attendance or participation (1/2)

some of y’all, all politics aside, are just mean. y’all are mean and cruel individuals and it doesn’t make you funny or sexy or mysterious or hot like you think it does. and if you are like this, i hope one day maybe you will realize it

never recovered from the first time i heard the word “acai” out loud. that wasn’t even in my top 15 guesses

“Move your car” is the most annoying sentence I’ve ever heard 🥴

I love how shocked some people are by the political views of Dolly Parton and Willie Nelson. Talk about not paying attention.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

Woo-hoooooo!!! Congratulations to Jaskaran Singh, a UT Austin senior in finance, who just won the 2022 Jeapardy College Championship. Light the Tower orange. 🤘

older sisters be like “yeah that’s my baby brother 👶” the brother: a 6ft tall 19 year old

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook

Watch hundreds of years of yellowing varnish being removed from this Jacobean Panel Portrait of a Noblewoman painted in 1617 in England 📹restoration and video by Philip Mould

notice how we say “girl” when excited and “man” when disappointed

I’m NO man’s peace. I got a question at 8am sharp