"Are we still going?" - An attempt to cancel

another day of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my little screen so as to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all week

s🍒a Would like to point out i was #1 planker in battle hill at one point

Someone tell me what it’s like to have a straight forward life please because apparently for me it’s an impossible ask x

Louie Spence saying “I’ve done it now it’s too bleedin late. They’d have to catch me first I’m like a whippet.” Lives in my head rent free

Remember during the first lockdown people used to edit their run times and were running 15k in like 7 mins

Sorry you’re nothing but evil if you’re going to cut a fucking pepper in half because you don’t think a child deserves a full one

Sea shanty tiktok is WILD

*you having a bad day* Door handle to your pocket:

I can’t believe there is some girl who’s in Dubai on ITV This morning saying how influencers are key workers 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that is actually offensive to people who are actually key workers putting their life on the line to HELP people. I can’t even deal ??

When you used to be skinny but thought you were fat and now you’re actually fat and you wish you were fat like you were back then

women being rescued after the titanic hit the iceberg 1912

I think about this a lot

Both hands on the back when i tap it, grab it and slap it, hancocks a savage