For those mad that Bad Bunny will performing mostly Spanish at halftime and won’t understand, we’ve been listening to Pearl Jam for years and still don’t know what Eddie Vedder is saying

He’s like if a little boy wished on a star to be evil

If I ever learn what this tweet means, you have my consent to compassionately euthanize me

There is actually nothing more American than being able to say you are proud to rep your country while being embarrassed and horrified by the country’s leadership.

The reason all these slav Balkan players go to Illinois is cause Champaign reminds them of home

If I were you my biggest fear would be a mirror

The cruel kids table has been dismantled, and inshallah, we will wipe them out electorally this year.

30 units of botox in the forehead and no necklift consultation in sight…

The Italian people are magnificent. war criminals belong at The Hague, not the Olympics.

Today we are all Rican

Just an incredible example of that great Bo Burnham bit about Stadium Country music. A pandering millionaire metrosexual in $3,000 boots using a grab bag of rural nouns and simple adjectives mad libs style.

I just realized that all of this is just Zoolander in real life

If you're in Illinois, don't be baited into voting for Raja. Dude doesn't actually want to abolish ICE, is Schumer's boy, and is lying about both to try and get the progressive Chicago vote. Vote Stratton instead

This moment in history is unbearable to me. It is so unbearable to see repeatedly how history makes monsters of us. That yellow noose brooch is sickening. All of this is sickening. May empire and supremacism be damned.

Kyrie Irving is a real one. Something exceedingly rare in our Zionist controlled culture.

Hey Reuters, you forgot to mention illegal blockade. The US doesn’t have the right to block oil to Cuba.

this is actually a federal crime USPIS - Newark Field Office

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I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

R.I.P. Jesse Jackson. Do you think you'd ever see Hakeem Jeffries, Jim Clyburn or Jasmine Crockett holding this sign?