Things I thought I would have as an adult: a thriving career, an amazing social life, an impressive retirement account. Things I actually have as an adult: a plastic bag filled with plastic bags, a favorite spatula, crippling anxiety.

Omg guys so cool

Y’all. Make my day/year/life and chip in even a few bucks to make this stellar band’s dream a reality!! 🥰

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HOLY SHIT 🔥

Posted without comment. This was from George Takei’s tweet btw. 😐🙄😂

Man: Wanna go out Sunday? Me: Sure I’m free on Sunday. Man: I was thinking a brewery, do you like beer? Me: Not really Man: Okay you pick the brewery then 🧐🧐🧐

No idea why I’m laughing so hard also I watched this three times so here is this 💁🏻‍♀️

So it’s not just me 🤭 Night night, going to sleep four hours early because it’s BEDTIME

Brilliant

When freshly shaven legs day happens to coincide with clean smooth sheets on the bed day

SAVAGE QUEEN 🤩

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Same 🤷🏻‍♀️

All these outdated dating profiles talking about not wanting pen pals we should just meet irl are MOCKING ME

We tried to tell y’all

Savage queen 🔥

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gofund.me/9ada09b9 My sweet coworker lost her fiancé to suicide and she needs to get to lontana for his service. Help or share if you can 💗