Well this seems appropriate today 🇺🇸 #MyTwitterAnniversary

Has the pandemic caused a shortage of corn tortillas? I swear I can never find them anywhere 🌽

No one deserves this award more than Vanessa Hale ❤️ Feeling unbelievably grateful to call this woman my mentor and dear dear friend

When Democrats lost in 2016, they knitted pink hats and donated to Planned Parenthood.

A story in four parts: I offer to make mom breakfast. She says no. I make mom breakfast thinking she might change her mind. I change my mind and eat mom's breakfast. Mom is mad she doesn't have breakfast.

Learned 1/4 of the worlds mammals are bats. I asked #MTK what animal he thought was 1/4 of the worlds mammals and he dead ass said "zebra" 🦓 I am deceased. Can you imagine a zebra in the attic???

Waiting the 15 min after my second shot and consumed with the question of why they made the schedule for high school so complicated. My college schedule wasn't complicated. My work schedule isn't complicated. Why did they do this?

Do babies just sense when you're about to eat and wake up to scream in protest?

Just curious, who signs the note excusing me from work tomorrow due to being deceased by #AdeleOneNightOnly ? Does Adele sign it personally? #Adele

No one likes to get the call that you need to pick up your kid at daycare. Especially in the middle of a hearing. Grateful to work in such a family friendly environment! I think Teddy is the youngest person ever to attend a JLMC hearing. Many thanks Town of Norwood Tony Mazzucco

Who runs the world?

Incredibly powerful listening to City of Charlotte city counselwomen Reneé Perkins Johnson, Marjorie Molina & LaWana Mayfield speak about their experience while the next generation supervise 😉 special shout out to National League of Cities and city manager Marcus Jones for making it happen!