Me: Hey, come on in! Make yourselves at home! Can I get you guys anything? My friends:

my dad arguing with me saying Bernie Sanders is a billionaire…..I honestly can’t do this anymore

discussing Rays interests and I’m useless

unfortunately I love Benson Boone bc my taste in music is radio station. So I’m gonna need all the Benson slander to end immediately

lmao

10 years since I peaked online

Ray n Me

The wealthiest people in the world will not stop until every opportunity to gain a leg up at realizing even the most modest of working class American dreams is stripped away to nothing. They need you out of options and they need your labor.

reminiscing on our luxury air bnb from 4 years ago lan Everything I Do Is Acceptable Charles Austin ah

typed the email in wrong and now the kick back message is breaking up w me?

w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

I screamed during Pop Culture Jeopardy James Murphy Hot Ones

this country has me in a permanently bad mood

this must go so hard if you’re a big dumb ass idiot

Ace is such a little fucking dumb ass hater I hate his dumb short ass

Ace cant even reach the floor i really can’t stand him

Congrats 🙏🏿 Tell him I’m going back on tour

please stop voting for Huda like I’m begging all of you

my tiktok message requests :(

Dean Cain was Alana’s celebrity crush growing up LMAO