Happy belated bertchday to me! I'm 6 years old!! as of march 3rd and I'm still a pampered baby :)

I have to poop in a pan just cause I'm a domestic dachshund, but I can go in the bowl if they'd give me a chance

Why am I getting pinched today! >:(

hmm there's been some odd goin's on i'm gettin suspichous of that obese cat outside i think he's plotting something with them evil squirrels

My baby picture http://tweetphoto.com/26144258

doom doom doom da dop.. doom doom doom da dop... (singing real off key ->) ay yah yah yah yop - ah forget it.

I was tryin to sing the dagum harmony in that boys II men song when they're standin around the birshday cake...about motown philly.

Pupihood.com will be returning soon as soon as my lazy owner decides which theme she's going with. It's gonna be [almost] as cute as me!

Drawing my website :)

Nervous eater :)

Got baby sat by grandma yesterday :) i like sitting in the sunlight in the morning and barking.

xxxxxxx <- puppy kisses :)

Spoil your dachshund give them the couch :)

Taking a nap on my throne after eating kibble. I'm sick of these rocks I want some turkey dagumit! On a platter...a silver one, with a spoon

I walked on snow for the first time! Look at my pawprints! http://tweetphoto.com/7417995

I'm making my owners write books about me and my dachshund army :) okay fictional dachshund friends ;) Mostly about ME, I'm the star, baby!

If your dog gives you this look, it's cause you deserve it, babey http://tweetphoto.com/7640134

I feel like a pony. I bathed with horse champoo j'estersay. I love baths :)

I'm all dressed up already, When Are We Leaving!?!??! These humans are So slow!! K'hurry up dummies!

i'm gonna go add a "y" to the end of the Taco Bell sign :] hehehehe i feel so bad.