I had an argument with my exam invigilator and now she's putting in a informal report 😀

@ellie_annahales Jack Whales r great tho aren't they

Savage

when i say something important in my group chat and everyone ignores me

So honoured. I can die happy.

"Never pass a mirror without looking in it."

still screamin at this review of the tipi we've got for lost village😂😭 this is gna be class hahahahhaa

Gemma Collins literally is the gift that keeps on giving

Driving

Only David Attenborough decides when David Attenborough dies x.com/ladbible/statu…

Only cried in front of two customers today lol

My grandma just called my nose piercings ‘face furniture’

i thought i was dramatic until i looked out my window and seen...

was at a gaff last night n a guy says “here mate have u heard this tune?” n he put take me to church on