Messi was like the fifth best player on the pitch today #notmygoat

Just heard the news that the Jefferson academic decathlon team cheated to win their national championship #corrupt

Die Hard is not a Christmas movie

Took a tumble this morning outside on the my stairs, boy it’s slippery this time of year! Please send prayers and stay safe guys🙏🏻 #brokencollarbone

New year new me

My silly fantasy opponent started Justin Jefferson this week. I told him to put in Treylon Burks instead some people just won’t listen

Kevin Darrow to all the academic decathlon kids

Kennedy’s Coach Ethier has arrived (via Uber don’t worry) and is ready for the battle against rival Jefferson!

Minimum requirements for shit talking (in my opinion) 1) passing the 7th grade

So Clark gets a T for rolling a ball but Elton John gets to wander around bumping refs all game? #fixed #thugs #number55isaman

Expecting big things from this year’s graduation speeches. But if for some reason they are all boring and cliche, well, at least we can all get drunk!

Little Paul refusing to post that Jeff beat Kennedy last night😆 @PkPodcast1

No one scared of the Indians. Trail of tears pt. 2 loading… #offtooklahoma