This. GIF. Is. Everything. pic.x.com/AJTRxvzKfH

honestly creepy how your little bitmoji beside the chat bar on snapchat changes and follows along to what you’re typing AS you’re typing; like a little demon on ya shoulder agreeing with everything you’re doing

March 25th 2020 ❤️ Today I married my best friend.

Everyone who isn’t properly doing physical distancing (including police officers leaning on your car and talking to you to give you a ticket), are called “Coronavirus Dispenser’s” from now on.

!!!!!!!PSA!!!!!!! PLEASE don’t let society shame you into stopping with these “30 day song challenge” !!!! The people complaining about these probably only listen to mainstream music and have not expanded their musical knowledge since they were 13.

Apple headphones/AirPods are so uncomfortable

I need to know if I can go to Dairy Queen and order an everything blizzard

*human decency has left the chat*

The entirety of US police enforcements aren’t saying much regarding the population rioting / fighting back because they know that: #alllivesdontmatteruntilblacklivesmatter

“If you’re not wearing a mask/gloves you’re risking the chance of spreading the virus!” *proceeds to throw mask/gloves out their car window for someone to pick up from their lawn* I’ve picked up SEVENTEEN (17) used masks from people who “care so much” about not spreading it.

So judging by your logic, you also do not wear a seatbelt, right? Since it’s something that is enforced by the law, for your own safety? I mean, since you’re a confident driver, you *probably* won’t crash; and the chance of someone else crashing into you today is pretty slim 🤷🏽‍♀️

“POLICE ONLY USE VIOLENCE WHEN THEY CAN’T DEFEND THEMSELVES” Jared Campbell: weaker than an 8yr old girl; unhesitantly maced her Brett Hankison: so scared of a sleeping woman he didn’t even look; Breonna Taylor Aaron Torgalski, Robert McCabe: more frail than a 75 year old man

someone needs to make a store called “We’re Still Here” where they sell low-rise jeans, non-crop shirts, and full butt-covering swimsuits

Try to change my mind: The idea of belittling/being rude to a girl and complaining to others that she ‘friend-zoned’ you HAS THE SAME MENTALITY AS finally having sex with the girl who said no to u the first 99 times, and probably didn’t even say yes, but just agreed to the 100th.

🐸☕️ This is as funny as it is serious. Google it.

*karen drinking her weight-loss meal replacement shake; on her way to the nail salon after her monthly hair colouring appointment* “How DARE trans people change the body God gave them!”

“individuals who are either very pro-life or pro-choice will tend to have lower cognitive ability.” 🐸☕️ uwlax.edu/globalassets/o…

Hey Tim Hortons I know you’re trying to be eco-friendly so I’m helping by recycling the spoon I’m forced to order with every smoothie / iced capp because the paper straws DO NOT work with them #teamworkmakesthedreamwork