*fails test* my brain: honestly it’s fine because God has a plan for me and he knew I was gonna fail that test so there’s probably a reason for it and I shouldn’t even feel bad

Well apparently rock bottom has a basement

College sucks because no matter what u do, or where u go, you always feel like ur forgetting about something. The paranoia is there 24/7 lol help

once i got a job i realized my parents were right there is food at home 🤣

If I pull a you on you that shit ain’t cool no more now is it?🤔

I don’t know how many “it is what it is” I have left

i laugh at my own jokes bc i am my target audience. y’all just happen to be there fr

take care of her. life doesn't bless u with a good woman twice