I had two sangrias and a 13.5% canned wine last night and didn’t text any of my exes am I him

I can’t relate to desperation (sike)
My give a fucks are on vacation (not)

woman so beautiful she had me smiling and kicking my feet the whole time

Guys let’s go see challengers again 🧎‍♀️

can i come over and do this

Mike faist in a backwards hat, you haven’t heard the last of me….

Challengers has unleashed something so feral in me I’m scared

i just tested positive for needing them

That’s that me Nespresso®

This as a double feature could kill somebody

how it feels having cocktails and tapas with the girls on a tuesday

Never forget when I saw him at boccalupo hbd king hope u enjoyed the pappardelle 💗

About to start funny story realizing the leading man is wearing crocs on the cover??? Emily Henry I’m trusting you please don’t make me a fool

Oh grow up

Can’t believe I’m being forced to work on a national holiday (funny story release day)

I actually do love being on a zoom call and admiring how beautiful I look in the fuzzy webcam camera. it’s like a modern impressionist painting. degas painting young professionals

UPDATE: do NOT shave for the pahty. 2024 is the year of the bush. TY! - luke

He put ground beef and cheese right next to the bananas SOS

My mini crossword time is literally all I have in this world and they’re trying to take that away from me it’s so sad