Top 10 best compliments:
10. You
9. Can't
8. Rank
7. Them
6. Because
5. They're
4. All
3. Equally
2. Nice
1. When you're up to bat at rounders and someone tells all the fielders to move back

My dad told me “if you’re angry you’re living in the past, if you’re worrying you’re living in the future and if you’re content you’ll know you’re living in the present, and that’s when life all starts to make sense” & that will always stick with me.

isnt rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

Right, I’m off to build a non-binary gender fluid snowperson. ❄️❄️

Planned on it but work got in the way ☹️ twitter.com/carolineflack1…

🌷15/10🌷

omg ageUK have set up a campaign where u can visit an old person once a week and become their friend because they’re lonely 😭😭😭

*wins in kahoot* twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

Michael buble is probably defrosting as we speak

Packing for uni and my mum tries to throw out my Christmas jumper as 'you hardly ever wear it'. Aye, cause it's hardly ever Christmas mate

If you want some good news snow leopards have been removed from the endangered list today which they've been on since 1972

You can stop with your Gemma Collins memes because there's only one true Essex icon...

For anyone worrying about their GCSE results...I got an 'E' in GCSE dance, but that doesn't stop me after 4 vodkas on a Saturday night.