psa that Walgreens branded band-aids are awful. I’m normally a huge fan of ~ buying generic and saving money ~ but they fall off in an hour or two (even if I haven’t moved!)

There is an article about Denisovans teeth in the NYT and my grandma called to let me know because she knows I studied teeth. She’s clipping the article and mailing it to me 🥰

Padres have decided to go back in time and raise Tatis as a lefty in order to have him play first base.

I got to vote in person for a major election for the first time today!! Everyone said thank you for voting. THANK YOU to all the poll workers who aid in the voting process. Thankful to have been able to vote!

alfy 🥺

Seeing a female ref at the playoffs is so so cool. I never thought that I could grow up to ref a sport (probably won’t) but I’m so happy that young girls are able to see themselves in so many careers!

Paleontology Twitter! Does anyone know where to get a dress with little Dino’s on it? There seems to be a big hole in the market for Dino dresses and Dino blouses 😂😞

I sprained my knee last week (dang flag football) and while I knew that NYC was not an accessible city, this realllly highlighted it. I’m lucky, this is extremely minor, I’ll be fine and I don’t live up a walk up. But wow. nyc do better.

hear me out just wear mismatched socks it genuinely doesn’t matter . . . I have purposely matched my socks once in the last 6 years - it was for an engagement party when I’d be not wearing shoes

a very fun interaction when I was looking at engagement rings and there was a caliber on the table “Oh I’ve used one of those before” - me “Oh for jewels?” “No, monkey teeth!” “Monkey teeth?” “Monkey teeth!”

This is my quarterly tweet to ESPN Fantasy Sports that “Kirk’s Dik Dik” (after Christian Kirk OR Alejandro Kirk) should not be a banned team name. Kirk’s Dik Dik is an antelope. A small, herbaceous antelope, and the team name is hysterical.

CVS your flu shot strategy is excellent Asking me while checking out. I’m already here, no appointment needed. Free You just need my name, and it’ll be two minutes. Deal.

Go to Settings → Privacy and Safety → Data Sharing → Grok to turn it off.

can the next president please do two things 1. instal street lights on NYS Highways 2. demand lower brightness for headlights