has he ever truly left though?

she called him out. once again, he admits defeat.

" how many are we talking? "

" as many as we can handle, so like, two? "

" nuclear family but better. if you're the girlboss i will gladly take the malewife energy. "

" yes but not everyone knows that. gotta flaunt what god gives you. "

" You mean THE curl? Honestly Lorna, losing it would be like losing my identity. "

" Aren't you too old to be trick-or-treating— " NOPE. He is not.

𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁 I worked hard u lil shit and did this to me

SCREAMS.

` you call it another notch, i call it gingerbread village. upping the christmas spirits since 2021 with a full-scaled gingerbread community to raise your gingerbread children in the perfect gingerbread suburb life. `

sometimes he wonders what it would be like if he were a supervillain. there gotta be a universe in which he is one.

of course it is. if there is a universe where he is the sun (spoiler alert: there is. are. two, at least, actually, what are the odds of that), there should be one where he is evil.

now that hank sounds interesting... KIDDING. he was kidding. maybe. why do all heroes sound way more interesting when they come with a psychopathic tendency?

` i will bet my bottom dollars that sundance and butch are gay. having played a gay cowboy i can sniff them out easily. `

` doom is slavic. science says he has done the slavic squat at least ONCE in his life. i would do anything to see that. `

hot.

if lorna needs a dog he can bark.

✕ ooc . are you saying it's not true? 🤨

〝 after seeing the new THE BATMAN movie, i can say for certain i am #TeamEdward now. 〞