we got a Switch 2 last weekend which presented the perfect opportunity to play what many are now calling "the absolute best 3D platformer ever made so far": Super Mario 64

lovely week, I love having a wonderful life with my wife

excited to turn 32 tomorrow!! not everyone makes it that long and I am truly blessed 😇

I said something deliberately inflammatory and ridiculous and had a very long, public crashout when people called me out on it, but it was also the most engagement I've ever had so I want to bring it up again while omitting details to make myself look more reasonable than I was

don't sleep on Baby Steps. I was under the impression it was rage bait designed only to be played by streamers but it's an absolute joy to play at times. the movement is so fun to learn and master, and it's easily the most laugh out loud funny game I've played all year

they're saying my GOAT got dozens of credible allegations 😭

big things happening soon

people are going to be hating on this super hard and I understand why but unfortunately I'm All In on Big Sokoban

your first clue that the Game Award for GOTY would be going to the wrong game should have been when you saw Baby Steps wasn't even nominated

watched "How the Gringo Stole Christmas" because who can ever have enough George Lopez in their life but it was shot like a porno and it really took me out of it

trying to get back into learning cocktails this weekend. we made negronis the other night and they came out looking absolutely gorgeous but they tasted like perfume. looked it up and people were like "yeah it's supposed to taste like straight perfume" so I think we nailed it

"they invented a new guy" yeah of course they did, they make new guys every day, they're called babies dumbass. welcome to The World

wife and I finished Danganronpa 1 last night. deeply flawed and unserious game. I was shocked to see the actual context for the Kirigiri meme. just so stupid and terrible all around. I loved it, I'm obsessed

you guys gotta get on Pizza Movie 👍👍