This looks like a high budget version of that video of the two dudes painting a concrete ball to look like a soccer ball

#superlike

White people be like yeah we're officializing our dog's will

The funny thing is that this would make sense cause that bum raditz would probably be able to get killed by Mark eventually

When you think about it, saying retard for the first time when e-dating someone new is the internet equivalent of being the first one to fart in the presence of your new partner, someone has to do it eventually but you don't wanna be the first

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Happy Valentines day you're all beautiful I love you

Another Valentine's spent being annoying and lonely good job everyone you do this every year

Objectifying my girlfriend in the most demeaning way possible to absolutely own those misogynistic incels!

Twitter equivalent of a Venus flytrap lining the insides of it's maw with sweet nectar

An unwritten rule in relationships is that the one that is more prone to diarrhea gets to sleep on the side of the bed that is closer to the bathroom

Yeah I mean Super Metroid and Symphony of the Night are genre defining masterpieces from almost 3 decades ago, you can't expect modern developers to produce games on the same level after how capitalism fucked the game industry the way it does with everything good in the world

massage

was thinking of changin my league name to something cool like SnivelingFootboy or DastardlyWorshipper, lemme know what you guys think

I've been sleeping during the day and I wake up for 6 hours during the night, I eat one meal and it's at like 2 am bro I've been doing Ramadan unintentionally for weeks

Its stomp squers skull into the concrete and don't go to his funeral day