“these Kate Middleton pics will silence internet critics” I don’t think u understand how badly you’ve fucked this. there are now people on the internet who could SHAKE HER HAND and still claim she’s four cats in a wig

“Does TMZ really think this is real? Are they in on the con?” Gently: I think that’s beside the point. They’re getting CLICKS and their name is in everyone’s mouth.

I mean… it’s true. The big light bothers me.

Something I learned early on that always works: When someone starts to micromanage you, micromanage them back 😂 Send messages on *everything* you’re starting and completing for a good week and watch how they back off 🤭

The two biggest objections to disabled people in Fantasy come from: 1) People being uncomfortable seeing us at all. 2) People thinking our identity is a problem to be solved, and that Fantasy should solve us out of existence. Both are erroneous. This thread is excellent.

Pro-mom tip when you have a 10 year old daughter who seems like she wants to talk. I went and got two large diamond painting kits. We sat together and did them for three hours. She didn’t look up or stop talking once. I got all the 5th grade drama.

I don't drink. I really hate it when people ask me why. Like... When has that question ever led to a happy conversation? Just say, "Oh, okay," and move on. I don't need your or your friend's mom's boyfriend's sob story. I'm just trying to enjoy my day.

it takes a special pr genius to fumble a situation as straightforwardly sympathetic as "mother of young children suffers illness she shares with millions across the globe"

Karlach: I can cuddle up to someone tonight! Me:

Let’s ALSO talk about the black belt who beat her half to death because FUCK THAT GUY. The coach was wrong to set it up, and the guy who did it is also an asshole.

AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 It must be a really weird life going around thinking that the existence of anyone or anything that doesn't exist for you is some insidious conspiracy.

Cyber truck makes an appearance on Main Street, immediately parks on crosswalk 😬🤷‍♂️

Babe wake up new Spiders Georg just dropped”

“Convicted felon Donald Trump” scans the same as “Alexander Hamilton” Do what you will with this information ✨ #34of34 #FelonDonaldJTrump #Hamilton

My father (68, white, straight, male): "Hey, can you explain this bear in the woods thing to me? I don't understand. Obviously, women would rather meet a random gay man in the woods. But why does he have to be a bear?"

I periodically remember that mormons literally discard their male children to ensure elder men get additional young brides and cant believe we dont talk about it more

Very proud of my HOA community. A Karen took a picture of home & posted it to the community FB group saying she didn’t like the color they painted it & she shouldn’t be forced to look at it, was reporting it to the HOA. Everyone banded together to criticize her & now she’s moving

Project 2025, Page 103 'All Public School Children have to take a Military entrance exam, while Private School Children... do not.' F**king VOTE

Tim Walz? This guy?