why doesn’t the cat one just tell the mouse one nicely to go away

taking the piercing bar out of my face and using it to pick a lock

i’m an atheist with a designated catholic themed wall in my room

jokes on you my special interest is hearing

perhaps quantity ought not be our metric so much as consistency

turns out the crack addicted whore is actually pretty chill when she’s off the clock

of course therapy didn’t work for you, you’re a liar

play golden games get golden prizes

bring back how it was in preschool where if you throw up you don’t have to do anything else that day

roaring thunder x northern lights

maybe in another life i’m a bisexual dom with ptsd

does anyone ELSE in this hospital want to break my heart

the anvil in my head held up by a suspiciously thin rope for something so heavy

this world is like a reaction video on youtube to me

“another day another dollar” actually my world is beautiful and rich

“quit while you’re ahead” actually im going down kicking and screaming!

wait this was prophecy ohhhhhh i get it now it was a warning

wait come back i haven’t told you about my blood curse yet

are uber drivers like… required to be shitty drivers or something?