I'm sorry if one of my tweets y'day gave rise to an epidemic of hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia! [Don't bother looking it up: it's just a word describing a fear of long words]. But #TheParadoxicalPrimeMinister contains no words longer than Paradoxical! bit.ly/TPPMFk

Twitter + Texting + InstaGram = Low Battery

The awkward moment when you’re waiting for a text but then you realize you’re the one who didn’t reply.

Buy a ship. Name it relation. Go inside and sit in it. You are in a relationship.

Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone the shaking icons make me feel like they're panicking over who's gonna go.

RIP to the Brave girlllllll !!!!

".Now @JitendraJain_: Where is AamirKhan now? Y is self-proclaimed crusader silent? Was SatyamevaJayate just TRPs?" This disconnect kills respect

I hate that moment when CAPS LOCK is not enough to express my anger.

Boys lie more, but girls lie better...

Twitter has not done enough to silence serial abusers on twitter. A simple mute (not block) button would be nice.

Tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired !

Untitled Prezi by Ronok Norok on Prezi prezi.com/at1qn17padnr/u…

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once

Multiple choice test: A, B, C, or D? “Well I haven’t had a B for like 8 questions so I’ll choose that"

When you feel sad, what cheers you up? — A good Music ! ask.fm/a/an4eken1

Ask me a question ask.fm/ShimnaMohan

Should schools offer cash bonuses for good test scores? — I prefer chocolates. ask.fm/a/andb8j8d

Do you always smile for pictures? — Yes I do :-) ask.fm/a/ap230hbl

What picture comes to your mind when you hear word "fun"? — My frndz ask.fm/a/ap231bn4

#Twitterversary Happieeeee !!