The us government

You ever notice how some people don’t apologize? They just act normal again and expect you to forget.

when you realize that at some point you have to stop liking them because there's no way you're ever going to end up together

young thug just like me

*i’m not picky* me after seeing the menu

me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash:

Jeff Teague in the top five funniest motherfuckers alive

Kinda crazy how the concept of a Poser doesn't exist to gen z because they are all posers

Bron doing this at 41 and Zion laid up eating a seafood boil with willow ryder

This has to be the funniest thing I’ve seen today😂😂😂

the AUDACITY of my body to be tired after i gave it 8 hours of sleep. like bro i gave you everything.

Man I gotta get off twitter fr

He’s done more to help the working class in 100 days than the orange pedophile has done in both of his failed terms combined

but when lori harvey does it she’s just exploring and enjoying her youth 😂

a society that says a broke man doesn’t deserve a woman shouldn’t be upset when a rich man has options.

I don’t live in the US but a friend who live there just told me about a new version of the American Dream: - A used Toyota Corolla - No credit card debt - A Costco membership - Being able to pay rent without roommates Is this real?

The final stage of grief is doing a master’s degree actually

I love us 🤣